platypussy

a platypussy is a dead animal on a clay dirt road.

C-“OMG!!!! Did y’all just see that platypussy in the road!!!”
M- “OMG! We have to turn around and go look at it.”

by YoU wAnT sOmE fUk¿ April 25, 2020

Platypus Face

The look on a woman's face when she's giving head and making eye contact, like on POV porn.

You should see this girls' face while she's blowing him; total platypus face!

by Daisy Dunham October 26, 2020

Platypus pussy

When you have long pubes and they are covers in dry discharge so that when your partner is fucking you you are stabbing them and it is uncomfortable so it only last 2mins and 37sex

Gaybrial :Gal do u have a platypus pussy if so I don’t want u so buy

Fiona :Your just gunna leave me like that straight after this

by Cichy club January 1, 2022

playpica2

hrr4🥵🥶

joe is such a playpica2

by worple June 1, 2022

Sewer Platypus

Can describe either a male or female. It means you are a VERY dirty person, and you'll do almost anything for ANYONE. You like doing things often called inappropriate.

Female 1: "You know Jessica right?"

Female 2: "Yeah, why?"

Female 1: "She's a TOTAL sewer platypus, she brags about getting sleezy very easy..."

Female 2: "OMG"

by SewerPlatypus713 August 6, 2011

platypus relationship

The awkward relationship between a guy and a girl that is impossible to be defined and catagorized, it is different and/or a random combination of relationships defined by terms such as "just friends", "best friends", "bfgf", "friends with benefit" or anything else. The relationship may or may not be everchanging.

My friend is in a platypus relationship with this girl, its driving him crazy.

by panda8585858585 May 17, 2011

Perry the platypus

The best agent in the world no one can beat him.

Perry the platypus I have a special mission for you

by Nfbfbfndndntbfb October 20, 2020