pirates key

Done by placing two fingers in the woman's vagina and one in her ass.

I was with Stacy last night and slipped her the Pirates Key.

by GomezAdams29 April 8, 2016

Pissburg Pirate

The act of kicking someone in the shin and when they bend over to grab their leg, you piss in their eye.

The Grimm Rapper gave Killator a Pissburg Pirate after recording his verse.

by Slimerguy69 July 30, 2010

Friendship Pirate

Someone who steals friends through deceit, spreading rumours, and false charm.

Damn, did you hear of Clyde stealing all of Aaron's friends 1 by 1? He's a total friendship pirate.

by France Shippe Pierrade August 30, 2020

upside-down pinata

(verb) sexual position that involves hanging one's partner upside-down and then beating them with your erect penis for pleasure. Most commonly practiced on drunken, Friday the 13th nights.

We "upside-down pinata" all night; I think it's true love!

Once you go "upside-down pinata" you never go back.

Last call, "upside-down pinata" anyone?

by mimsterita January 23, 2012

puddle pirate

A US Coast Guard member. derogatory.

Navy Sailor: thanks for staying home and watching the coasts, puddle pirate.

Coastie: Someone needs to keep those navy wives warm at night.

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

pirate special

the act of ejaculating in the eye of a partner until that eye can no longer be used.

I was feeling baby girl so much i had to give her the pirate special

by C March 24, 2003

Angry Scottish Pirate.

Similar to an Angry Pirate, but haggis plunder would also be involved.

So, the male would in this order :

1. Cum in the female's eye.
2. Kick her in the shin.
3. Plunder her Haggis while she hobbles around angry.

"I was around Hannah's house the other day, so I came in her Eye, Kicked her in the shin and then proceeded to Plunder Her Haggis."
"That's an awesome Angry Scottish Pirate."

by Epic Sheep. July 18, 2009