Pilch

The act of dining with others for free when one is unable or unwilling to provide suitable currency.

“Sorry guys, I’m going to have to pull a pilch at dinner tonight”

by Antiquist February 8, 2010

Philthy

Adj. 1. being of, or exhibiting, extreme filthy behavior, 2. going by the name of Phil Mendel

Philthy Phil was rolling around on the hallway floor again in his underwear screaming "I'm not drunk!"

by Ross Yamamoto December 22, 2004

pith

v. To gently blow air into someone's asshole

Please pith me.

by pleasepithme May 21, 2017

pilchuck

the blocks that hold wagon wheels from rolling downhill when the wagon was at rest

Hey, dude, put down the pilchucks before our covered wagon rolls away!

by old time dude June 21, 2009

Pilchard

The cute blue cat who belongs to Bob the Builder. Why she's blue, who knows - it's a cartoon.

Pilchard once took her food bowl all the way to Bob at the job site when he forgot to feed her.

by Kristo-Ham December 22, 2014

Pilt

to describe a person(usually a meth user) that appears to have been awake for days, skin accompanied with a layer of grease/sweat while looking like the life got sucked out of them, eyes looking 'soulless', disheveled and/or non-maintained attire. yet they possess an unusual amount of energy in lieu of fatigue.

Trina walked out of her apartment lookin pilt AF. I dont think she even realized she had her makeup on for 2 days straight. she better not come inside my car and close the windows with us inside it. my eyes are gonna start burning like a mother fucker!

by rude_bwoy_M**** March 7, 2020

pilching

Some asshole got my definition erased, which I think is a real stuffed-cunt thing to do.

Pilching is the act of pickpocketing someone, and finding that in their pocket there is a pathetic little hard-on waiting for you.

The pilchee usually greets you with a smile, not knowing what a pathetic fucking life he really leads. So fuck you morons who would have my definition erased, you can all eat my bloody yeasty cunt!

- Naima Ondaatje

I pilched the wrinkly perverted bastard and his tiny purple-headed warrior vomited its salty VDs at me!

by Naima Ondaatje June 26, 2004