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Pet the Fir

When you first get a Christmas tree, and the branches are all bundled up, you need to spread and fluff them out. This is called " petting the fir" because a fir is a common tree used for Christmas festivities.
Johnny, before you put on the ornaments, please pet the fir so it doesn't look so sparse. Thanks dear!
by FlaccidFabio November 24, 2016
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Pet the Fir

When you first get a Christmas tree, and the branches are all bundled up, you need to spread and fluff them out. This is called " petting the fir" because a fir is a common tree used for Christmas festivities.
Johnny, before you put on the ornaments, please pet the fir so it doesn't look so sparse. Thanks dear!
by FlaccidFabio November 24, 2016
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pet space

Pet Space is what you do when you're participating in Pet Play which is a form of BDSM. Basically, you act as the animal you describe yourself as. I.e., Kitten, Puppy, Pony, etc. This often involves Pet Gear as in ears, collar and a tail. And if you're sexual with it, cuffs and other kinky items. It does not have to be sexual role play but is adviced for people 18+.
"Daddy, may I please go into Pet Space?"
by Kinky_Baby August 27, 2017
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pet coon

A raccoon which one befriends and cares for. Often used in comparison to describe someone wild or crazy.
You're crazier than a pet coon.
by Eric Simmons December 8, 2003
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Pet the cat

When somebody gets very angry, this response is used to soothe them. It is generally a new term and has yet to spread to the masses.
Arnold: DAMN IT, I HATE YOU!
David: Hey man, go pet the cat. Just pet the cat.
Arnold: Ok man.
by bignigsmokingacig June 12, 2009
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Pet Sounds

Definitely one of the greatest albums of the 20th century.

Besides Black Sabbath's "Paranoid", Pink Floyd's "Dark Side Of The Moon", and Iggy & The Stooges' "Fun House", I'd say that "Pet Sounds" is one of the greatest soundtracks for adolescent life you'll ever find. Even I as a teenager today can relate to the lyrics, albeit the fact that this album is over 40 years old.

I dare you to find an alienated teen that isn't able to relate to "I Just Wasn't Made For These Times". Well, considering the fact that most teens are into the latest no talent ass clowns who are currently plaguing the airwaves, I bet you'll have to get him or her to actually listen to the lyrics without becoming bored first. I didn't believe the hype surrounding this album until recently, mostly because I thought of the Beach Boys as a 60's surfer rock band (I've heard most of their singles throughout the years). Hopefully 100 years from now, it will be listened to and appreciated for its greatness.

Brian Wilson is a genius!
by SuperSonicX September 8, 2006
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pet shop boys

Think of them as a white version of Outkast.
Man, both Outkast and Pet Shop Boys have so much depth, an album of their B-sides would be better than 'most anyone else's studio album.
by whoa! Nelly Furtado August 26, 2006
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