pig patrol

a slang for police officers on duty doing a routine check in a residential neighborhood, city buildings, parks ect. in their patrol cars.
the pig patrol showed up at school today and caught 2 kids vandilizing school property
by maz51 August 08, 2006
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cyber patrol

Cyber Patrol. N. A fascist internet filtering service bent on spreading the words of late Adolf Hitler to schools and homes accross America.
by Horodrim Alex, Historian October 21, 2003
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Fun Patrol

A one man sensual strip show that forcefully enters common areas and performs for unexpecting women. The strip usually includes empty vodka handles and a fluorescent colored vest which is then removed to expose a bare chest with well developed pectorals. The audience/prey is usually a lone female who appears to be having no fun. While the motive of the fun patrol is unclear, it is believed that the Fun Patrol performs in hopes of securing a potential "Bang"
"-I heard Pete was on fun patrol in the quad last night.
-Yea that poor girl was borderline violated by his strip tease..."
by Pete the Banger December 14, 2010
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Poontang Patrol

When a male is well-dressed, appearing to be on patrol for poontang.
Damn, look at him all dressed up with his chain and polo. Motherfucker's on poontang patrol.
by Handyman1989 November 21, 2009
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Bitch Patrol

When you arrive at the club and spot a group of 3 or more bitches in da club. When you approach said bitches and are accepted into the group, for the rest of the night you are on bitch patrol.
Friend: "ready to bounce?"
You: " I can't I'm on bitch patrol for the night."
by _TheFruitLoop_ May 06, 2016
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Swoll Patrol

A category of gym goers that roam around the gym in tank tops. They make sure their biceps still exist by checking them in the mirror regularly. Spending most of their time doing exercises consisting of a slow walk with their arms spread like they are about to take flight. Also can be categorized under douchebag or Tool
shit bro, the swoll patrol is always taking up the space in front of the mirrors
by califorreal January 13, 2011
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mole patrol

a group or gathering of rude, sniggering, conformist females who make unjustified remarks about others in their spare time.
I was sitting, eating my carrot when the mole patrol passed me.
by ra_starz_again June 04, 2007
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