Tooth Paste Leech

a person who brings a tooth brush places but does not bring tooth paste, expecting others to lend them some... they will never contribute any tooth paste unless you stay at their house

Person 1: I'm gonna brush my teeth before I go to sleep
Person 2: K
Person 1: yea, but i forgot my tooth paste. Can I use some of yours?
Person 2: Sure... *under breath* tooth paste leech....

by bloopey August 20, 2011

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Binge Paste

The fecal byproduct of excessive alcohol consumption in conjunction with low quality foods.

I had such a massive load of binge paste this morning, it took an hour to trickle out of my ass.

by DogFuckery November 21, 2022

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A movement of cannabis activists uniting to defend against the federal government interfering with legal cannabis patients (10th amendment) state rights to medicate. Most supporters are also in active pursuit of full legalization, and wear pro-cannabis clothing brands, one of which is named "Puff Puff Passed."

The Puff Puff Passed movement supports worldwide cannabis legalization.

by Myle Higher November 20, 2011

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E-Z Passed

When you are rat-racing with another car on a tolled expressway and you both come to the toll booth, but only one has E-Z Pass, so that one cruises through with ease and the other never has a chance to catch up and get back in the race, well, you've been E-Z Passed.

I was racing a Ferrari on the turnpike and he E-Z Passed me at the toll booth. I am definitely getting an E-Z Pass immediately.

by keyline December 12, 2016

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