A large feller who enjoys consuming big macs on the daily. Catches small fish but thinks he's the next KVD. His friends tend to call him a slaunch donkey.

"Do you see that kid over there eating 4 big macs?"
"Yeah, his name must be Parker, he's a slaunch donkey."

Parker by slaunchdonkey10 June 6, 2018

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Parker

Parker’s are usually very annoying they have extremely greasy blonde hair and upset very easily and they are extremely horrible at fortnite like the worst at it

Man Parker is so salty sometimes

Parker by DankWizard January 15, 2019

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Parker

Parker is probably the most amazing guy you will ever meet. He has gorgeous eyes. He can give you the wrong idea sometimes and can be lowkey dumb sometimes. A ton of girls take him for granted though, and don’t realize what they had until they’ve lost him. Any girl would be lucky to call him theirs. Parker usually likes younger girls, it’s just his preference. He’ll treat you like a queen and is the sweetest soul, unless you’re joking around, then he’s an asshole. But you gotta love him!

Vanessa : “Omg guys, I think Parker just looked at me”
Madison : *makes eye contact w him* Oh yeah, totally!”
Emma : “He’s so cute, I wish he would give me a chance!”

Hailey : “Yeah, right”

Parker by Cloud 8+1 April 15, 2020

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the most amazing guy, he may seem intimidating at first but once you get to know him he's the most loyal friend you'll ever have. he thinks he's weird and not worthy of love, but he's so amazing and my favorite person in the world. If you happen to befriend him you should count yourself lucky.

"I'm legit the luckiest person on earth to be able to call parker my husbando and be his spousu"

parker by CoolGayBean August 17, 2020

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