Definitions by CoolGayBean

Cat/Cats 

Cats are real life gremlin bois who deserve all your love and cuddles

i love my little gremlin *points to confused cat*

cat/cats

Cat/Cats by CoolGayBean April 11, 2021

Mushroom dance 

A dance to show your fellow humans that you are partaking in a life of wrongdoing.

Mushroom dance, mushroom dance
Whatever could it mean?.....

~It MeAnS yOu'Ve LiVeD a LiFe Of SiN~

Mushroom dance by CoolGayBean August 20, 2020

parker 

the most amazing guy, he may seem intimidating at first but once you get to know him he's the most loyal friend you'll ever have. he thinks he's weird and not worthy of love, but he's so amazing and my favorite person in the world. If you happen to befriend him you should count yourself lucky.

"I'm legit the luckiest person on earth to be able to call parker my husbando and be his spousu"

parker by CoolGayBean August 17, 2020

spousu 

a gender-neutral term for waifu or husbando.

"Skyler is parkers spousu"
"whats a spousu?"
"Skyler's non-binary so instead of calling them his waifu they're his spousu"

spousu by CoolGayBean August 17, 2020

platonic relationship 

when you're in a relationship with someone but you don't have any "love" feelings for each other.

me: "parker and I are in a platonic relationship"
person: "so...... you're friends?"
me: "no we're in a relationship, it's the same as a "normal" romantic relationship, just with fewer feelings. Our attraction is somewhere in between friendship feelings and love feelings."

Another term for a platonic relationship is a queerplatonic relationship.

platonic relationship by CoolGayBean August 13, 2020