A large feller who enjoys consuming big macs on the daily. Catches small fish but thinks he's the next KVD. His friends tend to call him a slaunch donkey.
"Do you see that kid over there eating 4 big macs?"
"Yeah, his name must be Parker, he's a slaunch donkey."
"Yeah, his name must be Parker, he's a slaunch donkey."
by slaunchdonkey10 May 16, 2018