Parasite

In DayZ - A person dressed in full military gear, has at least two fully kitted automatic rifles, doesn't speak to you, dances around infront of you like he has ants in his pants, asks you at least five times if you have any 55.6 to trade and tells you that he is a soldier. When asked, doesn't know what an MOS is and proceeds to ask you for ammunition before sprinting off into the horizon, never to be seen again until you restock your tents.

Wow, that guy's a fucking parasite. All he wanted was ammo for his five guns.

by RoryDayZRP September 21, 2017

parasite

my girlfriend

Miranda is a parasite.

by porkasaurus rex April 5, 2017

Parasite

Is a description of an ARK player called Wisearrow that sucks life/energy from a host or stronger creature.

A.K.A TheBummba

Bummba "Wise, want to go farm?"

Wise "yes lets farm"

Bummba will farm as hard as a busy bee, while Wise does nothing and gives his best impression of a parasite then tries to take credit for everything Bummba has done. Not only does he do this with Bummba but everyone because hes a selfish (lady part)

Wise "I farmed all this today on my own look at how much i've done!"

by Thebummba May 9, 2018

dick parasite

Small little parasite that makes your penis bigger. However if the parasite has stayed in his host longer than 5 minutes his penis sooner or later with contract and explode.

Doctor: What seems to be the problem.
Victim: I have gotten a Dick Parasite.

by Cantevenonym June 23, 2016

vicarious parasite

A person who feigns care for your situation only to use it to enrich their lifeless, mundane existence. Actions also typically include: (1) unsanctioned sharing of your personal information to others in the form of gossip, judgement, (2) continued prodding for more details to assist the recipient in seeming more interesting to others than their own life would allow, and (3) as a basis for engaging strangers in conversation that falsely makes them seem more interesting than they actually are. Also used in the form “pathetic vicarious parasite.”

I was temporarily comforted by my retired father’s interest in my back surgery until I remembered that he is a pathetic vicarious parasite with the primary objective of obtaining information to gossip and elevate himself in social circles.

by Observative December 19, 2020

rectal parasite

This is an individual who enjoys the art of ass kissing,ass sucking, brown nosing.

That individual has been in his ass so long as a rectal parasite their DNA's have become one.

by Oseola March 8, 2011

Prana Parasite

A Prana Parasite is an individual, or group of individuals who are intent on draining you life force/Prana by way of consistent mental, emotional, and spiritual trauma...

If I am not mistaken,,, the world is run by Prana Parasites...

by El Yogi November 15, 2023