Chicken skin pancake

When you take your nut-sack and press it against a glass door/window.

Chad: "im hellllla hungry brah!"

Kaitlynn: "yeahhh beeeeeeebbbbb, were fucking hungryyyy"

Blake *presses ballsack against the sliding glass door while both grabbing his shlong shaft and squeezing his ass/taint/bonch/grundle muscle to obtain optimum nut sack surface area*
"Munch on this chicken skin pancake, twat-waffles!"

by Lewis B. Puller May 21, 2014

The FitnessGram Pacer Test

Torture...

Yoooo, I went up to 50 In the FitnessGram Pacer Test!

“Carrrloooss!”

by Bringmethememes April 15, 2019

Shitting Through the Eye of a Needle at 40 Paces

Projectile Diahorrea condition

If I continue to eat these cheese covered pepperoni sticks, I will be shitting through the eye of a needle at 40 paces by this time tomorrow.

by 4sail July 7, 2006

drunk off pancakes

term made popular by Epic Meal Time. It refers to getting drunk off breakfast items,, more specifically pancakes.

We're about to get drunk off pancakes

by epicmealtime March 5, 2011

Pancake Thief

One who breaks into someones car with the sole intent of shitting in the trunk.

Dude, there's shit in your trunk. Looks like you got hit by a pancake thief. Balls.

by two dudes and a dudette May 23, 2009

Scotch Pancake

Tall, slender type girls from the north (UK, Scottland) often with copper hair, long build, and relatively to absolutely fecking flat chested.

Did you see Martin's new bird and her big babs?

Nah mate, I'm more of a scotch pancake and leg man. Wouldn't mind a bit more breast-bone.

by Hossmann July 8, 2011

panaesthetic

Able to find anyone aesthetically pleasing, regardless of gender, without being sexually/romantically attracted to them.

"Damn, he's cute"

"Dude, aren't you straight?"

"I'm panaesthetic. I can find anyone attractive."

by ElBenito February 12, 2015