Development opportunity

A responsibility or task that absolutely noone wants.

Boss: So who wants to take minutes for this two hour meeting every Friday lunchtime where we spout bullshit about stuff that nobody really cares about?
Employees: ...
Boss: But it's a DEVELOPMENT OPPORTUNITY :)

by 1DNS March 27, 2020

I Opposite Hate You

A sentence used (usually a guy to a girl) when they don't have enough balls or are hesitant to say I love you for whatever reason.

Peighton: Good night levi, I Love You!
Levi: uhh thanks

Peighton: aren't you going to say I love you back?!
Levi: umm I'm not comfortable saying that yet.
Peighton: SAY IT!
Levi: I uhh.... I opposite hate you. 😃

by c.0014 December 7, 2021

YOU ARE A FORMIDABLE OPPONENT

A phrase that the user says to let the opposite party know that he/she acknowledges their skill.

you: *attack*
they: *block*
you: YOU ARE A FORMIDABLE OPPONENT, BUT U ARE NO MATCH FOR MY... TIGA CLAW

by optimusnick94 January 5, 2009

opposide

Opposite + Side = Opposide

Painter guy: Do I paint this side of your house?

sweet guy who uses the word opposide: No stupid, the opposide! GAWD WtFomG!

by notben August 7, 2007

Opportunity

Mars rover sent by NASA to Mars in 2003, which landed at Meridiani Planum. Designed to search for signs of liquid water, especially minerals formed in the presense of water (eg. Hematite).

"Opportunity has landed on Mars."

by Patteroast January 26, 2004

opposite marriage

The opposite of true marriage, which of course is same-sex marriage. Opposite Marriage was endorsed in 2009 by Miss California in an attempt to begin a movement to give rights to heterosexual couples. Supporters of "marriage" have blasted proponents of "opposite marriage" because they say it goes against the traditional definition of marriage between 1 man and 1 man or 1 woman and 1 woman.

Bob: Hey did you hear Miss California's speech last night?
Mary: Yeah! Maybe opposite-sex couples will finally have the same rights as everyone else! Maybe we can finally have an opposite marriage and express our true love!

by Yes on Opposite Marriage April 25, 2009

opposite breakup

when some one breaks up with you but trys to make your life misrible by doing things like making you jealous but yet and still it seems like you should be doing this but you noe that theyre the immsture ones and you just have to move on...or get payback.....(results may vary)

girl:my boyfriend dumped me today...
girl 2: aww thats so sad
girl: i noe and the worst part is, its that hes trying to make me jealous buy flirting with other girls in front of me.
girl 2: dont worry about it. hes probally just hurting to
girl:yea... he pullin an opposite breakup on me

by cristen markey October 14, 2011