Similar to Eskimo Brothers, Ontario Brothers are bonded by getting to second base with the same girl.
by Ihartfluffysocks August 31, 2015
Waterford is a small town in southern Ontario. It's a fuckin retirement town with nothing to do at all but sit and get old and die. It has a good bakery that's about it. the police turn they're lights on to pass the slow ass people. No one wants to live here and no one is ever "living" here. it reeks of death and you have a single Tim Hortons for the entire town. that's it.
by Ovcharka November 25, 2020
massey ontario is a SMALL boring town. Most people who live in massey are dumb and there idea of a fun weekend is getting drunk and having sex with animals.
Calvin lives in massey ontario hes boring and has probably had intercourse with most common house pets, even when hes sober.
by jesus234 October 25, 2006
Barrie is a city in Ontario. It's a pretty cool spot, especially on the best day ever: McDonald's Coupon Day. During this day, in the streets of Barrie, the skids go crazy.
by Toss Weigh September 29, 2020
by Ferdaaaaa Boysss November 06, 2017
The worst possible outcome of a situation. A term derived from the Canadian TV show "Trailer Park Boys".
We should have time to hit up the LCBO, and worst case ontario, we can just mooch some booze off George.
by ChevyChaseTheDragon April 03, 2018
by Keepontruckin4 July 11, 2016