The best state in America. Most people say it's just farms and corn, but I don't give a shit about what they say. It's the exact opposite. There's so much to discover in the wonderful state of Ohio!
Here you can find:
The first traffic light
Cedar Point & King's Island
Many sports teams
Air force museum
The craziest weather
Pro Football HOF
Rock&Roll HOF
..and much, much more!
Here you can find:
The first traffic light
Cedar Point & King's Island
Many sports teams
Air force museum
The craziest weather
Pro Football HOF
Rock&Roll HOF
..and much, much more!
Person 1: Hey bro have you been to Ohio?
Person 2: No, why would I? It's just corn.
Person 1: You don't know what you're missing out on.
Person 2: No, why would I? It's just corn.
Person 1: You don't know what you're missing out on.
by TSwany September 3, 2017

If you are from Ohio you should go back to where you came from because you will be accused of being Jake or Logan Paul. If you are from Ohio....
GET STUFFED
GET STUFFED
by ImNotZekeAtAll... August 24, 2017

A state that wishes it was as badass as Michigan. Hey, we might not have Cedar Point, but at least we're not mostly composed of farmland, cows, and rednecks. Pwned.
Passerby 1: Woah, do you see that dude making out with his girlfriend on the bench over there?
Passerby 2: Yeah, what about i-- HOLY SHIT DUDE, THEY'RE TWINS!
Passerby 3: *barfs up a kidney*
Passerby 2: Damn you, Ohio. Damn you in the ass.
Passerby 2: Yeah, what about i-- HOLY SHIT DUDE, THEY'RE TWINS!
Passerby 3: *barfs up a kidney*
Passerby 2: Damn you, Ohio. Damn you in the ass.
by Asshole May 17, 2004

by Willow Collie June 15, 2011

lts a state..
A state near Michigan..but Michigan is the BEST state in the union by far AND more importantly Michigan did not cost Kerry the Election.
A state near Michigan..but Michigan is the BEST state in the union by far AND more importantly Michigan did not cost Kerry the Election.
person 1 - HEY WHOA DID MICHIGAN JUST GET UGLY?! AND REALLY UNINTELLIGENT ALL AT ONCE?! WTF?! OMG!! MY EYES!!!1
person 2 - Um..no we've crossed the border and are now in Ohio...
person 1 - Ew they do all look like the cast of Drew Carrey and the Drew Carrey cast aren't people-ugly they're Hollywood ugly..
person 3 - and they voted like idiots and should have birth control dumped into the water supply or something so their offspring with their siblings won't vote for bush. ew.
person 2 - Um..no we've crossed the border and are now in Ohio...
person 1 - Ew they do all look like the cast of Drew Carrey and the Drew Carrey cast aren't people-ugly they're Hollywood ugly..
person 3 - and they voted like idiots and should have birth control dumped into the water supply or something so their offspring with their siblings won't vote for bush. ew.
by kater November 3, 2004

A US state in which the foothills of Appalachia meet the plains of the Midwest. It is here that the Bible Belt begins, although a strong concentration of Liberals still predominate along the coastline of Lake Erie and especially in the Cleveland area. Other highlights include Columbus, Sandusky, Ohio River Valley, etc.
by Terramax721 January 2, 2004
