trail one off

to get up from one's chair and walk around with the express purpose of letting a fart rip. This has a few benefits; (1) the smell cannot be easily attributed to the emitter (2) the smell will distribute across a wider area, and dissipate more quickly (3) one's own work area will not become a miasma of the stench of one's own arse (4) it could even be coupled with a quick trip to The Gent's for a hasty kiss from Neptune herself.

I had Jalapeño's in my sandwiches for lunch; time to trail one off before the fog gets too thick

by Clackervalve March 29, 2022

Off One's Base

adj. A person that is crazy or behaving in idiotic ways

"you are so off one's base"

by Get a mug April 6, 2022

Hussing one off

Masturbating in a fast and noisy fashion while grunting frequently.

James: Lucas, you have been in the bathroom for 2 hours! Why are you grunting so loud?

Lucas: I'm hussing one off! AAAHHHHHH *Splooges everywhere*

by terk! March 3, 2024

Twisting One Off

When a man masturbates.

Friend: What are you up to today?
Man: Not much, just sitting here twisting one off.

by EldonTKD August 9, 2021