Muggy Orphan

When a woman goes to wipe an orphans ass and, in turn, the orphans shits all over her hand - in an erupting fashion.

1. Well you see my Lord, Cheryl went to wipe the orphan's bottom and well.. he sort of exploded his shit all over her horrid face.

2. FUCKING RUN! TIMMY HAS A LOADED MUGGY ORPHAN!

by Scorpulus June 16, 2010

cyber orphan

The phrase used for the children who can't get their parents/caregivers off the computer/internet.

Mommy i'm hungry, and the mom says let me finish this game. 1 hour later, the mom is still finishing the game, and the kid is still hungry. 5 hours later, still on the computer! That kid has just become a cyber orphan.

by DaMomish December 31, 2010

Wet orphan

When you are having unsafe sex and your dick breaks, unable to reattach.

Heard about your wet orphan, so sorry.

by Throbbing Tim December 5, 2016

Black Orphan

When you take a shit in a urinal

*Dan walks out the bathroom*
Frank: "Howd it go in there Dan?"
Dan: "Great, just left the biggest black orphan i've ever dropped off."

by Shytbringer October 19, 2019

Pig's Orphan

A useless and annoying occurance, often applied within a framework of irony.

It's a Pig's Orphan that it rained during our garden party, but as soon as it finished the sun came out.

by tedsalmon July 26, 2009

St. Jennifer’s orphanage

An orphanage for freeee.
Most likely for unwanted children whose family is in great dept.

when kids misbehave they get punished.
No children ever escape.

Give Jennifer your children for freeee.
If you bring your children to St. Jennifer’s Orphanage, they’ll be the happiest they’ve ever been!

by YOUR QUEEN LORD AND SAVIOR March 19, 2021

Orphanation

Orphanation, or orphanate, is the term used for creating an orphan. For example, if you kill a child's parents, you would've orphanated the child.

Phil: "Hey, i orphanated that brat who was mean to us yesterday! :)"
Jim: "You.... WHAT?!"
Phil: "Yeah i committed orphanation :D!"
Jim: "WHAT THE FUCK PHIL-?!"

by Coca cola addict March 11, 2021