Notepad

Dear mom, II have decided that suicide is the best thing....

hghgjhgj uyhgyg

by Link June 26, 2004

post-it notes

the greatest invention for readers

Readers would not be complete without their post-it notes.

by Briannica November 9, 2004

Spark Notes

A site for useless slackers that would rather sit around all day and procrastinate than simply do their work. Those that use Spark Notes are generally fuckheads that sit around on their couches and smoke pot all day.

"I got my whole essay done using Spark Notes!"

"Congratulations you fucking slacking queef."

by asfioasfjkl;asdklasfhasd May 4, 2009

lotes notes

A great little program that makes life much easier for everyone

I love the red box of death!

by jon June 18, 2003

beer mat notes

How are you today
How was your sleep
Can you make use of an afa jersey
Or do you know someone who can
Theres also a messi fcb jersey, new, and very large

Someone would be happy to wear them
Can you help

beer mat notes

discovered in Melbourne, 2015

by Krkič September 21, 2020

bum notes

the playing of a song through farting. similar to belching the song or alphabet but made so through the anus

William played the William tell Overture through his anus in D minor, aka The bum notes

by Hors December 4, 2005

Black notes

Black notes are notes that only black people can hit.

Louis Armstrong can really hit those black notes

by Lil Niggly July 15, 2018