Newberry Chia Pet

when one saves up their shit for at least two days. The have their partner were fishnet stockings, and proceed to take the most massive shit in the stockings. Thus causing the shit to string out like the hair of a chia pet

Nate,"Man i hooked up with this chick last night with fishnets."

Doc,"Yeah, did you give her the Newberry Chia Pet?"

Nate,"You know it!"

by Doc Warren July 1, 2010

neuterize

Verb: To make men and women, and society, devoid of gender tendencies or characteristics in the attempt to eliminate feminity and masculinity.

A primary goal of Western feminists is to neuterize society.

by Melissa Clouthier August 28, 2006

Nuberty

noun - The stage of adolescence in which an powerful individual becomes physiologically incapable of sexual reproduction because of their own overwelming strength.

Master Exon was freed from his prison. Sir John said "He is free!" over his cell phone to the Alliance leaders. Master Exon said "Actually, I'm not really a guy anymore."
Sir John replied "Why?"
"I succeeded in nuberty."
"Wow, I didn't think you would be that strong."

by Can Not July 20, 2008

nubert

A dog with a fat penis

Wow look at nuberts penis

by Stylish May 7, 2021

nuber

pronounced noober

a shortened version of the term uber noob

to be uberly noobish at something

Look at John. He lost in Halo to my dog. He is so nuber.

mark slipped and fell down in the mud. what a nuber.

by automuffin September 1, 2010

Neubert

A wonderful name for a wonderful boy

"I'm Neubert! Everybody loves me! That's why I live in the trash!"
"Neubert's moving up in the world!"

by Chess_The_Mut June 5, 2022

Nhuber

A small curious creature that can eat 10 times her own weight in food. Has been known to release odd and ominous odors from her miniature carrying pouch; which she prefers to replace with smaller and less useful carrying pouches on a regular basis (see also marsupial; marsupium). Can typically be found in temperature controlled, moderate to high foot traffic regions across Texas (ie- Houston Galleria).

While shopping at Saks Fifth today for a purse, I ran across the Nhuber. Hey, what's that smell?

by k p April 14, 2005