An internet service provider that gives you internet for cheap prices but very bad. Dialup of course. I used the high speed version and it was still extremely slow. It stops loading after a few pages of web browsing.
Free Netzero: 10 hours of crappy internet. I used MetConnect for free in the projects and it was running fast like cable.
Paid Netzero: Faster than free, but stops loading after an hour or so. Restarting your computer or reconnecting helps but not always.
Free Netzero: 10 hours of crappy internet. I used MetConnect for free in the projects and it was running fast like cable.
Paid Netzero: Faster than free, but stops loading after an hour or so. Restarting your computer or reconnecting helps but not always.
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Someone who is perfect in every way,even though they may not realize it. They are very intuitive and intelligent. They will exel in everything they put their minds to
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Netters can be characterized by their inability to feel used, and enthusiastic go-getter attitudes at dorky conferences where potential victims convene. Netters are distinguished from prostitutes only by the fact that they wear suits, have business cards, and are normally so unattractive that even lonely dorky conference attenders who've heavily profited from the open bar wouldn't, quote, "hit that up if they paid me." However, in an ironic twist, some of these attendees have actually later paid quite willingly when served within 24 hours of meeting said netter.
Unlike rainmakers or networkers, netters lack real charm and are also tasked with actually having to work on the cases they bring in, usually resulting in a dull empty feeling on the part of the client that they have, indeed, been "nettered." However, such a feeling will be relieved when client receives annual fruit basket from the firm.
The international symbol of the netter is a shepherd's crook, crossed with a "Hello my name is ____" badge.
Netters can be characterized by their inability to feel used, and enthusiastic go-getter attitudes at dorky conferences where potential victims convene. Netters are distinguished from prostitutes only by the fact that they wear suits, have business cards, and are normally so unattractive that even lonely dorky conference attenders who've heavily profited from the open bar wouldn't, quote, "hit that up if they paid me." However, in an ironic twist, some of these attendees have actually later paid quite willingly when served within 24 hours of meeting said netter.
Unlike rainmakers or networkers, netters lack real charm and are also tasked with actually having to work on the cases they bring in, usually resulting in a dull empty feeling on the part of the client that they have, indeed, been "nettered." However, such a feeling will be relieved when client receives annual fruit basket from the firm.
The international symbol of the netter is a shepherd's crook, crossed with a "Hello my name is ____" badge.
by charismeee January 13, 2011
Get the netter mug.1. In Scotland, a properly heated rock or rocks used to cook haggis
2. slang for a man's testicles
3. when used as a verb, netherstoned, refers to being high in Holland
4. In Holland, slang for wooden shoes
5. Geologists use the term to refer to rocks (molten or otherwise) that are ejected into the air during a volcanic eruption
2. slang for a man's testicles
3. when used as a verb, netherstoned, refers to being high in Holland
4. In Holland, slang for wooden shoes
5. Geologists use the term to refer to rocks (molten or otherwise) that are ejected into the air during a volcanic eruption
1. The nethersotne is not hot enought to cook my haggis!
2. She kicked me right in the netherstones.
3. Amsterdam is a great place to get netherstoned.
4. These netherstones are too small for my feet.
5. The netherstones landed two miles from the volcano.
2. She kicked me right in the netherstones.
3. Amsterdam is a great place to get netherstoned.
4. These netherstones are too small for my feet.
5. The netherstones landed two miles from the volcano.
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