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nerp

A artard retarded awesomely amzingful substitution for another word and or sentence to descride its awesomeness and amazingfulness. or could descride your love one another. OR! could also descride the hatefullness towards another culture or ethnicity if used in the proper digogitory term.
i nerp you with all my nerpin heart.
by chrilliam December 30, 2009
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Nerp

1. Nerp A flat shapeless feature found on various parts of the human body

2. Nerps A Woman's breast that are grossly under developed. To the severity of having only nipples for breast.

3. Nerp an its y bits y Breast the size of a Nerp.

4. Nerped That man's penis can be nerped at birth.

5. Nerppability having the ability to shrink into a flat

shapeless shriveled mass.
1.The Lady went shopping but was disappointed to find that the manufacturers of Braziers didn't have any Bras in her size to fit her nerps.

2. Nerpability, Oh No! My Rosette Chocolate Bud has been nerped! the sun just melted it into a nerpy puddle of chocolate. Girl to boy Hows Your Rosette Chocolate Bud? I don't Know it's pretty nerped or how is your Muffin? My Muffin is nerp!

3. when the boy jumped into the freezing cold water he realized that his penis had nerpability. Cold water shocked his penis to shrink into nothingness! YAIKES!
by WORD BIRD February 6,2010 February 7, 2010
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nerps

"i loved sucking on her nerps"
by Madushca June 23, 2007
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nerraw

1. Commonly used to indicate a 'higher level of confusion'
2. Inexplicable disorder which occurs in adolescents, some blame it on the humidity.
As dumb as a nerraw
by deplemisher April 24, 2003
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nerdphilia

nerdphilia A hot girls fear of not being able to play video games!!!
I had a nerdphilia My XBOX died, my nerdphilia crushed, my nerdphilia overheated, No nerdphilia in the woods.
by DrFiddlestick April 10, 2011
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Nerp

an expletive usually used following an event that is either unexpected, awkward, cute or all three. Also is normally followed by laughter.
A kitten was playing with a Pringles can on a coffee table when it simultaneously dropped the can from the table and then fell into it.

Appropriate response:

"Nerp!...hahahahahahahaha"
by DonnieShell January 21, 2012
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perpy nerpy

Noun: a bruise around the nipple inflicted by a bully in the schoolyard, using thumb and forefinger to twist the nipple until the victim screams.
See that little momma's boy, I'm gonna give him such a perpy nerpy his momma will feel it.
by joeyddd January 1, 2009
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