A place of utter chaos where the mental state of mind is on a fantasy planet. Usually occurring when unheard of amounts of alcohol are consumed and all judgement is lost. The train to narnia departs at 12:31 am nightly on the dot. People in narnia usually act as mongoloids.
Only unicorns are ridden in narnia...STI's are too fast to get to narnia.
Only unicorns are ridden in narnia...STI's are too fast to get to narnia.
by Drew P Sack August 20, 2010
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Get the Naf Narna mug.Enlightened former-hippies (or hippies in disguise) who love all the beauty in the world and love themselves for also being so beautiful, not to mention supercool--definitely cooler than you are. They only eat local organic food unless it has blessed by Michael Kang or somebody of similar stature amongst the Burning Man community. With the obvious exception of shaking their little white booties, Yoga is typically their only physical activity. Sometimes a few hours a week with a hula hoop is not uncommon because they picked up the habit awhile back and just love the rhythm. Their typical garb may include a leather chest guard and/or doe antlers strapped to their face. An amazing personality is a must and a substantial bank account to pay for their wardrobe and keen affinity towards the ingestion of extracurricular substances is typically standard. They used to like lame jam bands when they were younger, stupider and more innocent, but now that they have been enlightened, music of choice has to have a sick dance beat because what's better than a sweaty old dance party. Except now you don't have to worry about getting whipped in the face by wookie dreadlocks and there are actually attractive people of the opposite sex around, so of course if you're beautiful, you only want to be around other beautiful people.
There are two objects that are essential in every narnian's toolkit:
1) a crystal which they use as their sole advisor about what their life pursuit should be and always keeps the finest tour memories fresh. Like when they were peaking during that killer Simple > Fluffhead jammy at the Gorge in 97 during the most amazing sunset ever. Those evasive UFOs had done the trick again and that bubbie they snuck in was packed wish a fresh bowl pack of the headiest Bubble Gum nuggets.
2) pixie dust to keep the bad vibes and ugly people away (figuratively and literally). wanna-be Narnians sometimes confuse glitter with pixie dust, but you can't just pick up pixie dust at your local drug store. It can only be purchased at an unlisted organic grocery in two cities: Boulder and Berkeley. Unless you've been to Burning Man or know somebody whose been to Burning Man, you will never be able to find these stores, so don't even try.
A Narnian can be a noun, or can be used as an adjective to describe those who exhibit traits of a Narnian.
There are two objects that are essential in every narnian's toolkit:
1) a crystal which they use as their sole advisor about what their life pursuit should be and always keeps the finest tour memories fresh. Like when they were peaking during that killer Simple > Fluffhead jammy at the Gorge in 97 during the most amazing sunset ever. Those evasive UFOs had done the trick again and that bubbie they snuck in was packed wish a fresh bowl pack of the headiest Bubble Gum nuggets.
2) pixie dust to keep the bad vibes and ugly people away (figuratively and literally). wanna-be Narnians sometimes confuse glitter with pixie dust, but you can't just pick up pixie dust at your local drug store. It can only be purchased at an unlisted organic grocery in two cities: Boulder and Berkeley. Unless you've been to Burning Man or know somebody whose been to Burning Man, you will never be able to find these stores, so don't even try.
A Narnian can be a noun, or can be used as an adjective to describe those who exhibit traits of a Narnian.
by Hot KarlK April 4, 2008
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Noun2- The reefer itself.
Noun2- The reefer itself.
"Shitttt guyssssssss, I just got some flo, whaddaya say we get some Narnia(2) and go to Narnia(1)..."
"..Chyeaaaaaaaaaaah"
"Monkey ravaging fecal matter mackin on my phatty bitches"
"Shit I dropped the NUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuug"
"..Chyeaaaaaaaaaaah"
"Monkey ravaging fecal matter mackin on my phatty bitches"
"Shit I dropped the NUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuug"
by Mr. Narnia Man June 11, 2006
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A term for a homosexual male who does not yet admit to being gay. As in, "In Narnia"
A term for a homosexual male who does not yet admit to being gay. As in, "In Narnia"
by Macadaciouse June 18, 2004
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Get the Narnia mug.Followed by the word 'business', meant to be a quick pronounciation of 'none of your'. Useful for when stickynose people ask questions such as 'where are you going?', 'who was that on the telephone?' that are none of their concern.
A : 'Hey who was that girl I saw you with last night?'
B : 'Narnia'
A : 'Narnia?'
B : 'Yeah, Narnia Business'
B : 'Narnia'
A : 'Narnia?'
B : 'Yeah, Narnia Business'
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