nun-shiv

Two shivs connected at the back or blunt side by either magnets, string, or chain resembling a pair of nun-chucks except with blades.

1.) Dammit Dave get the hell out of my office or your gunna get nun-shived!

2.) John: "Dang man Tim looks pissed."

Pete: "Yah stay away from him right now, or you might get shived. I seen that he keeped nun-shives in his office."

by Jceasle June 12, 2010

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nun busting

To seek for that magical nun who you just wanna bang so hard it gives you a mean climax just thinking about it. A real nun is the ultimate bag, but someone dressed as a nun is a good second placer.

I busted that nun good and proper in the name of God

by Comero February 29, 2004

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smattering of nuns

A smattering of nuns is very similar to a murder of crows, except most of the nuns aren't birds.

"After the zombocalypse, a smattering of nuns engaged in a light popegasm." - Tim Defrag

by Jeebus McChrist April 20, 2006

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nun bite

When a man is having sex with a woman, and upon reaching the point when he is about to ejaculate, he pulls out and prepares to facialize her, and instead aims solely in her hair so that it resembles a nun habit (a nun's hat) and then proceeds to bite her on the nose.

Megan: " Did you get any last night?"
Chelsea: "I got somethin..."
Megan: "What ha-happened?"
Chelsea: "Well it was going fine until Luke decided to come in my hair and bite me on the nose."
Megan: "you mean he gave you the nun bite? Man he outta his mind."

by DaASBhasrabies October 2, 2010

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nun shoes

big, heavy, low black shoes designed to be "sensible" and extremely unflattering!! (not exactly "my RED fuck me pumps"!)

when i saw the woman i was hitting on was wearing nun shoes, i INSTANTLY went limp!!

she put on her nun shoes specifically to help 'cool' me off!!

she was wearing 'lady domineer' (-R.CRUMB) brand nun shoes!!

by michael foolsley July 8, 2011

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