dirty norris

melted chocolate with the function of getting thrown of sum ones massive bonce

OI DICK GET THE DIRTY NORRIS

by Kie*Duncan April 19, 2009

Coach Norris

A highschool gym teacher that coaches Freshman Football and JV Baseball.

A Coach Norris is famous for quotes such as, "Freshman Football!", "K O R", "PUNT!", "You are actually retarded", and "Reyes, you running looks like old people having sex"

A Coach Norris will never age because he is Coach Norris

Coach Norris

by W-L<333333 June 08, 2011

The Chuck Norris

After receiving fellatio, finish off by cumming in the bitch's eye which intentionally blinds her as you unexpectantly and swiftly give her a roundhouse kick to the head.

"Dude, I totally gave that bitch the Chuck Norris last night."

by Carlos Ray October 29, 2011

chuck norris

America's premier ass kicking artist since the early 1960's.

Even at age 63 Chuck Norris can kick any guys ass in the US of A and most of the world and beyond!

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 23, 2003

The Chuck Norris

The act of taking someone's virginity while on a Bowflex.

I totally got The Chuck Norris at the gym yesterday.

by Those are the fax March 02, 2009

The Chuck Norris

A sexual Act involving penetration of a Women's ass with a cowboy boot whilst assuring her that you are wearing protection, you splooge on the Vagina, tits, and face, afterwords, exploding inside of her.

I gave M. LIB the old Chuck Norris last night because she refused to make me food.

Alt. Ex. Roofus gave Kiyesha the Chuck Norris after she tried to talk back to him, thus making her ass two times too big.

by Dr. Cornwalice April 20, 2008

Fuck Norris

During intercourse, you pull out and karate chop your bitch in the vagina

Last night i pulled a Fuck Norris on my bitch and she cried.

by Crotchhoppin June 13, 2010