Munier Blow Job

The act of one farting into another person's nostrils such that the rush of gas creates the hollow sound akin to that of blowing air upwards into one's own nostrils.

Person 1: If you don't stop annoying me, I'll give you a Munier blow job!
Person 2: NO! If you do, I'll clog your terlet.. again.

by bOp!-O-Lish April 29, 2009

mutcer

a really sweaty ass that leaks with fluid

oh my god ive been running so hard that i really have a mutcer.

by Nitballz October 24, 2007

mutelabs

Sick, Player, Connected with Gangsters, "Down" with it all, Known for skill and ability, etc.

"Yo that nigga mutelabs, he the shit homey!"

by Nicholas February 4, 2005

murtied

to get screwed or ripped off.

the contractor gave us a bid of $2000, when the job was completed we got a bill for $5000. We got murtied.

by david the painter November 13, 2007

muliett

A fish that swims a lot near the island of Malta. Can be pronounced "Mull-ett" or "Moo-lee-ay". If you are a Muliett, you are one hunk of cool!

"DO YOU SEE THAT MAN'S MULIETT?"
"NO, IM TO BUSY LOOKING AT THE FISH SWIMMING AROUND MALTA"

by funnyguy2001 March 22, 2009

mute toot

when a fart is silent but really stinky.

synonym:SBD, silent but deadly.

Bob: i didn't hear anything, but it smells.
Tim:I mute tooted. ahah.

by Eric F. Bruns October 12, 2009

mute fish

a Dumbass.

people call a mute person dumb and fish as in bass. combine dumb and bass and it sounds like dumbass.

usually called this by someone who thinks they are so clever and witty. but its really just annoying.

Student: Algebra 2 is soooooo confusing.
Teacher: Oh student, you are such a mute fish.

by AlgebraSucks March 8, 2010