mustarbating

when one slathers hot mustard on their private parts and uses it as a lubricant to help make masturbation more pleasurable. Usually done in desperation when no other lubricants are readily available.

After having a romantic McDonald's dinner in their car. Teens Jack and Jill experimented mustarbating eachother with the McDonald's mustard packs.

by Julian Ray October 13, 2013

Masturbating with pruned hands

The Old Regular

After 30 minutes in the community pool I gave myself The Old Regular

Masturbating with pruned handswhen you rub one out with pruned hands and it feels like an old man is jerking you off!

by KILLS4FUN420 July 20, 2019

masturbatingly

The action of, or steps leading up to, masturbating when something visibly arousing is taking place within one's line of sight

He watched the neighbor through her window masturbatingly as she changed

by Casdaddy September 8, 2020

mudsturbating

The act of masturbating and taking a shit at the same time.

When Joe was mudsturbating he shot his load and dropped a load at the same time.

by jimmybomm May 24, 2022

mind-masturbating

To mind-fuck oneself, often in succession; lubrication offered by drugs, alcohol, etc.

I'm mind masturbating to string theory right now.

John's Girlfriend: "Hey, want to come over?"
John: "Hold on a second, I'm finishing up mind-masturbating to Stephen Hawking talking about quantum physics and the theory of multiverses. Oh yeah, oh yeah..."
John's Girlfriend: "Oh."

by TH3 BL4NK October 6, 2012

mobile masturbating

When you masturbate in a moving vehicle, may be done as either driver or passenger

Hanging out with my friends got me so horny I did a little mobile masturbating on the way home to relieve myself.

by Tonksalot September 14, 2018

Took away your masturbating right

Overreaction over something insignificant and mundane

Geez! It was just a watch. Stop hyperventilating. Don't act like someone "took away your masturbating right".

by It's Catwoman May 18, 2021