Popcorn Muscles

When your muscles are big and strong but you don't know how to use them.

"All those muscles are popcorn muscles, he's soft."
-Brandon Marshall on Joey Porter

by ninedeuce March 28, 2009

Dusticles

What happens when you don't have sex for a while. The balls shrivel up and become dust.

Man I have a bad case of Dusticles!

DUDE GO GET FUCKING NOW!

by Scoutmann June 29, 2011

Beer muscles

The muscles- or more likely the lack thereof- found in the male abdominal area. This phrase is a tailor-made justification for excessive amber nectar consumption, and places the onus on drinking a six-pack, rather than having one.

'Been to the gym lately?'
'Nah, but I gave the beer muscles a good workout last night.'

by Tommy Trawler February 9, 2004

masticle

to jack off with or using your testicle/s

dude I need to masticle so bad

by burger itto May 15, 2008

Musclesexing

One muscleman engaging in sex with another man. The muscleman can be either the one initiating the act, the person invited to engage in the act, or both.

"I heard Steve really had a good time last night."

"Yeah. He invited a real hunk over for musclesexing."

by UD-Friendly October 19, 2009

illusion muscles

illusion muscles can be one of two things. one: illusion muscles are when a weak person looking person who looks like he doesnt have any muscles tenses his muscles and his muscles noticeably buldge from his skin, and this person is also quite strong.

the other form of illusion muscles is when, a strong looking person, with big muscles tenses and there is no visible change to his muscle size, this person is also fairly weak.

person 1: dude check out that guys arms he must be strong
person 2: hes not that strong, he just has illusion muscles

by the Duke of Mexico June 3, 2010

musticle

The word is directly interchangeable with the word muscle.

The plural is musticles.

Linda was as the gym, showing of her massive bicep musticles.

by in_a_ru5h May 9, 2010