The dirty feeling and slightly off taste left on the tongue after a vigorous session of eating an ass that was not a clean as one first thought. But the heat of the moment kept you in the game tongue punching it like a fat kid eating candy.
Rachel left me with the mustard tongue this morning. Should have waited for her to shower.
That dirty whore I picked up last night was filthy. She left me with mustard tongue.
That dirty whore I picked up last night was filthy. She left me with mustard tongue.
by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018
Get the Mustard Tonguemug. Baby mustard refers to bright yellow mustard, as opposed to Dijon mustard. (i.e. -- French's mustard)
by Cranberry Bob March 12, 2021
Get the baby mustardmug. That brown, tangy amalgam of shit, semen and lube that forms around the anus during some vigorous, ass clapping, anal sex.
That whore wiped her porkhole mustard on my new bath towel.
She was late for work as it was so she had to trot to her Uber sliding cheeks in a little porkhole mustard.
She was late for work as it was so she had to trot to her Uber sliding cheeks in a little porkhole mustard.
by Dick Onchin June 30, 2021
Get the Porkhole Mustardmug. The act of deep mouth and tongue kissing your partner after they have eaten your ass or after you have eaten theirs without any wiping or cleaning of the mouth. Straight from ass to make out.
Rachel was mustard lippin’ me last night. It was tangy.
After my uncle ate my ass, he ended up mustard lippin’ me.
Braaaaahhh your sister tongue punched my fart box last night. It was all good until she started mustard lippin’.
After my uncle ate my ass, he ended up mustard lippin’ me.
Braaaaahhh your sister tongue punched my fart box last night. It was all good until she started mustard lippin’.
by Eaton Holgoode January 31, 2018
Get the Mustard Lippin’mug. When you have the hot farts and then go to the bathroom to test wipe and get a yellowish, brown color on the TP. It is usually a result from eating spicy fast food and tv dinners.
When I had to got to the bathroom and wiped my butt I noticed a yellowish-brown liquid on the paper, and I knew I was victim of a mustard fart because of all the spicy food I have been eating lately. It was messy.
by Vaimaster7 January 26, 2019
Get the Mustard Fartmug. "We're gonna take on the woooorld, come on every boy, every girl!"
"This is your brain, this is your brain on ska"
"This is your brain, this is your brain on ska"
by Z-chan June 4, 2004
Get the Mustard Plugmug. by Pogoextreme October 21, 2020
Get the Mustard Mittmug.