mufti

arabic for Muslim legal scholar but also arabic slang for smart-ass or know it all ... kind of like calling someone poindexter or maybe sarcastically calling them professor

my son, the mufti, was always full of opinions

by Mufti Bove February 18, 2005

Murf

alternative to wedgie

I have a gnarly murf brah.

by zzyzxxzyzz August 27, 2010

Muratti

A football competition played in the Channel Islands. Teams are usually Guernsey, Jersey, and Alderney.

Are you going to the Muratti Thursday, you?
Me, no, its to Jersey this time, it.

by Frogfaerie March 28, 2007

Murrtown Beatdown

Basically a slang that some people from Murrietan descent use to threaten, bitch out, or otherwise joke around with someone. It describes a situation in which someone is beaten senseless by members of Murrieta's community. Sometimes shortened with MTBD.

James: Dude some dick took my girlfriend!
Kevin: Ah, we'll get him with an old Murrtown Beatdown!

by james002 February 13, 2009

MURT

Mentally Unstable Registered Troll

Anyone who posts under the user name MURT

by 4Ruby March 24, 2009

murfing

To jump, and or stomp on a pregnant girls stomach. And then one must consume all matter that has been expelled from vagina and butt hole.

Coal was sad when johnny got a huge pay load of plasma after he went murfing, while Coal got very little.

by nigga obie June 12, 2011

murthwaite

a meeting of homosexuals all come together to discuss booty tips

'i'm off to my murthwaite meeting'
'that was a quality murthwaite'

by Nicholas Murthwaite April 2, 2009