Muffin Rage

Muffin rage is what we feel when there is a vast chasm between our actual needs and what another person or an institution thinks we need. - Credited to Jillian Horton, MD

We were burned out, over-worked, and under-paid. Then the administration gave us a plate of muffins as a thank you. All I felt was muffin rage.

See also: Pizza Fury

by Reflecting back December 12, 2021

winter muffin

Another name for a fun-cooker or, the crease under one's butt cheeks.

Yo, this morning when I woke up, I slapped my winter muffin so hard it turned black and blue!

by bump it November 27, 2010

yard muffin

That annoying kid that sets up their stoner camp right in the front yard of a house party, bush party, frat party. Any party.

This yard muffin is not making this party low key at all.

Does anyone even know who that yard muffin is?

by Fuschia Geranium Maggot November 21, 2016

bag a muffin

When a female is so ugly that you have to put a bag over her head to have sex.
A vagina is often termed a muffin.

She is so ugly, I can't get with her without a bag. She's a bag a muffin!

Randy's new girlfriend's face is so messed up, she is a bag a muffin.

by cloudowner July 12, 2012

holy banana muffins

if your siblings are nearby and you don't want them-ahem-your parents to hear you cuss, i got a perfect solution for you! This is perfect because it's dirty and it's not! What DO YOU meAn? You're siblings won't suspect a THING!and If your parents hear it, they'll suspect a thing, but at least you're not saying 'holy fucking shit bitch' which doesn't even make sense and will probably make your parents think your on something

your dumb clumsy self (comment 'i' if you can relate!): 'holy banana muffins, I stubbed my toe on the side of the desk!'
your siblings: 'yummy! bananas!' (100% guaranteed they'll say this!)

your parents: 'call the mental hospital'

by totallyrelatableteenagegirl March 25, 2019

Rag-a-muffin

1. One who looks a bit like a homeless person.
2. One who does not comb their hair.
3. One who wears old beat-up cloths.
4. Someone who is physically a mess.

Sally would look like a total rag-a-muffin till she bathed, did her hair and put on clean cloths.

by AaronS February 23, 2007

cuddle muffin

a: A large muffin that is shared as a snack before a cuddling session.

b: An adorable subject of physical attraction; someone you would love to cuddle with.

c: A regular cuddlebuddy.

I'll be stopping by whole foods to pick up some cuddle muffins for the party tonight.

Look at her, she's such a cuddlemuffin.

He's my cuddlemuffin.

by Zendau May 27, 2008