muffle

Slang for female masturbation, especially while still clothed.

I went into the bathroom stall for a quick muffle at work.

by Kevin Atkins November 30, 2006

muffle

Short for muff licker.

Your nan's a muff licker!

by Joe Harper May 1, 2003

muffler

A very hairy pussy

Yo dude, you see the size of that muffler on that broad??

by Keegs February 11, 2004

Muffle Trumpet

When performing the act of anal sex and the receiver lets loose an ass cannon (aka fart)

I was totally banging Nicks sister the other nite and she let loose a savage muffle trumpet.

by Mitchy Cock and Balls October 18, 2008

muffler sniffer

Someone who goes to either car or motorcycle meets and waits for a ride. Usually females are known to hang out. Resembles a groupie just hangs out for the atmosphere and ride.

Hey Matt you see those muffler sniffers? I bet one of the would ride bitch on ur bike.

by SirSam March 7, 2009

Muffler fuck

Verb; The act of ramming your vehicle into the rear end of another vehicle at a considerable speed.

-"Damn, that guy was going pretty fast when he hit you"

-"Yeah, he muffler fucked me pretty bad"

by Whiskie December 1, 2009

Muffled noises of gorilla violence

The ancient art of muffled noises of gorilla violence is something few can master, it's been taught for generation after generation in the suburbs of Detroit.

When performing an act such as muffled noises of gorilla violence, one must be very careful, anyone will recognize it instantly and will report to the media about their new discovery which will make them millions.

Hey Mark! I think i can hear muffled noises of gorilla Violence over there!

Really! We have to Jet over there my Jordan, this is seriously poggers!

by MynameisnotJohannes April 19, 2021