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Polish Muffler

Placing one's hands on their genitals (primarily used by males) for warmth in cold weather.

The term comes from the idea that the Polish will put their hands on a car muffler to stay warm.
My hands were frozen at the game the other day, so I did a Polish Muffler.

Jane: You must have been freezing, it was -10 out there!

Dick: Yeah, I saved myself with a Polish Muffler.
by Richard L. Stevens May 17, 2009
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Butt Muffler

A chair with a hard or impermiable seat that causes an uncomfortable popping sensation when the person sitting on it farts.
The chairs in the library are serious Butt Mufflers.
by SFDX August 6, 2010
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Vagina Muffler

Its where you stick a vagina on a tail pipe start the engine, and hear the biggest queef you have ever heard and then drive.
"Holy shit i gave Sarah the biggest Vagina Muffler last night! You could have heard it all through the town!"
"I heard it"
by The Vag wrecker September 14, 2009
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stinky muffler

When you have anal sex and the women farts during. When the guy pulls out a little poop comes with it and it's very stinky.
"Man Karissa did a number on me last night, she did that stinky muffler and I can still smell it."
by Stinky Muffler October 9, 2016
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face muffler

when a girl with a fat ass bends her bootie over and farts hot butt smoke into yo mouth
bruh your breath stanks..

ya mate, this kim k looking bitch from last night gave me a face muffler
by ripperMag00s September 30, 2018
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Cunt Muffler

by Davidisabab May 4, 2017
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Pittsburgh Muffler

When one has a wet fart while receiving a rim job.
We were having a good time until she Pittsburgh mufflered me in the mouth
by Fireman100000 December 14, 2018
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