muffeling

To get ones face rubbed upon by a vagina out of humor or spite. Much like it's counterpart "teabag". Origin : Russel Howard

"If your'e not quiet, I'll be the one Muffeling your face!", said Susan.

by NickSmokes December 19, 2017

muffler burn

A hickey

Wow dude, what were you thinking when you let that chick give you that big ol' muffler burn. It looks nasty haha.

by o ReVelatioN o February 28, 2009

fatal sky muffler

This is a dangerous maneuver that should only be tried with adult supervision. A guy jumps out of a plane with a parachute on, holding on to a girl that does not have a parachute but is “trusting the guy” to hold on. He is thrusting her from behind in a violent doggie style motion, blowing his load on the girl’s bare back. As the last few drops dribble out, he pulls his parachute letting the girl go watching her fall to a brutal death. Yet extremely difficult to pull maneuver off, a few successful attempts have been recorded recently. -Andy K.

Lenny tricked Jen into pulling off a fatal sky muffler. She thought he was going to hold on to her.

by wakwizzle October 7, 2009

muffed up

muffed up means fucked up. use "muff" to replace fuck. very fun to use so you dont get in trouble by the parentals or offend the old folks. use different variations of muff too-muffer, muffing, etc.

That's muffed up dude!
Go muff yourself.

by Kyle Ernesti June 18, 2006

Mufflerectomy

The act of totally removing the muffler and resonator from a vehicle and replacing with straight pipes, thus reducing the restrictions on exhaust flow, and giving the car a deeper, nicer exhaust sound. Usually done when new performance mufflers either do not exist or are too expensive.

Dietrich: Dude, there aren't any sport exhaust systems for my Jetta TDi.

Stefan: Don't worry about that crap, just give it a mufflerectomy.

by VonShroom March 5, 2007

mufflap

that large fold of skin and fat that hangs over a fat woman's muff, derivative of mudflap, as on a truck

WOW! Look at the mufflap on that porker!

by saints fan md September 17, 2006

Baghdad Muffler

Have your chick lay on her back, straddle her face spread out your ballsac while covering her mouth and nose. When she tries to breath, the air escaping her mouth shall make a muffled sound as it escapes the seal of your nutsac. This move was born on 11/15/2012 by JCassady in Baghdad, Florida. Named with the help of B. Cobb, and M Spratt on 11/16/2012. Also perfected by Z. McAuthur on 11/16/2012 thanks for the help team...

You have not lived until you have made your chick turn blue with the "Baghdad Muffler"

by JCassady November 17, 2012