mud monkey

from South Park: another name for the dookie in the urinal.

How would you like it if someone came into your home and laid a big mud monkey right on your mom's face.

by bzflag October 12, 2006

Mud Dolphin

White girl that has leveled up from mud shark because she was DP'd in her blow hole.

Hey do you know that girl Maddie?
Yeah why?
She is a total mud dolphin.

by MMM123 October 25, 2012

Sgt.Random:Basicaly, we're mud crunchers.

Recruit:come again?

*boots the recruits face

Sgt.Random:where's the "sir"?

by sir mix-alot August 26, 2007

A female that is fat and dirty.

by Sparkyy October 8, 2009

MUD BROTHERS A BOND FROM NOTHING MOST ARE CONNECTED BY BLOOD THE STRUGGLE AN SUCCESS RELATE ALOT BY MUD

by @TRAELMADEIT June 13, 2021

Any sort of defacation that requires at least a dozen wipes.
And often times a dozen isn't enough!

That was such an impressive mud dump that it was a half-roll wiper!

by trn540 February 9, 2011

Meh, she’s alright; I’d probably still throw it in her mud blower….