Moonpiglet

Like a Moonpig, only with stumpier legs and a small, round face. With tiny eyes like Satan's own currants.

1) Look at that Moonpiglet! Hideous!

2) Rebecca Taylor

by dan258 January 12, 2005

Mooniie

A person who is an compulsive liar, mentaly deranged, lover of making drama out of nothing and loves a good pie.

A person just stopped someone from entering their house to get their possesions. In response, the person not allowed into the house says:

"OMFG you are such a mooniie"

by mooniie 9001. its over 9000 October 26, 2008

moonie doonie

A Moonie Doonie is a young boy who kidnaps old ladies and flies them to the moon to fuck for 12 hours and lock them in a crater in the moon, then visits monthly to repeat the process.

You better watch out for those Moonie Doonies patrolling the retirement home.

by Praelia259 June 1, 2017

moon pie

A rarely utilized yet hilarious slang term for hallucinogenic mushrooms, or shrooms. Derived from the feeling of separation from mental and physical being during peak onset of the herb.

Dude remember the first time we tried moon pies and though we stumbled upon bowser's castle from super mario but it was just an old church? That was nuts.

by journeyman69 April 11, 2007

Moonies

Moonies; Noun (muun-nees)

To invite someone over to watch movies with the intention of hooking up with them.
Moonies are most likely held in a smaller more cramped room. It is unusual for the female party to know about the boys intentions.

Sam: I'm inviting a girl over to have Moonies tonight

Bart: What you watching?

Sam: 5 minutes of Step Up, then 2 hours of her

by moonieman69 July 19, 2010

Moonie moonie moondog

A moonie moonie moondog is a cannibal who feeds on the sweet blood of children in the hour of darkness.

“Is that a moonie moonie moondog!!!”
“Yes gather the children for sacrifice!!!!!”

by Cannibal 101 May 25, 2020

Moon Pie

When a man cums in your ass

Man, I got so excited when she asked for a moon pie on our first date

by Peaches26 December 3, 2021