rap monsters dick

One word.....GODZILLA

I was too busy admiring rap monsters dick it looks like godzilla

by Pooppidsakndas November 4, 2014

titty monster

large breasted woman

I am going out with a titty monster!

by Tommy Hansome October 23, 2005

McCain's Monster

A nickname for Sarah Palin who was virtually unknown until John McCain picked her as his running mate in the 2008, now she is considered a rising star in the Republican party

Before John McCain picked Sarah Palin as his running mate she was just an obscure governor most people had never heard of, now McCain's Monster has risen in prominence to become the de facto leader of the radical Tea Party movement.

by Mr.Juan-derful November 18, 2010

Turf Monster

A turf monster is an invisible creature that lives beneath the Artificial turf in several football stadiums. When a player is carrying the ball in open field, the turf monster will occasionally trip up the ball carrier and stop the play. He does not discriminate between teams, offense or defense, or ethnicity.

Chris Burman "He's at the 50...the 40... No one can tackle him...until the turf monster says hello."

by DonnieLee August 14, 2006

Trekkie Monster

A character in the hit Brodway musical, Avenue Q. He believes that the internet is for porn and seems to be a spoof of cookie monster from sesame street

TREKKIE monster
The internet is for porn
KATE
Lyrics from Avenue Q:
Trekkie!
TREKKIE monster
The internet is for porn,
KATE
What are you doing!?
TREKKIE monster
Why you think the net was born?
Porn porn porn

by shhh! don't tell my mom! April 15, 2009

Flying Spaghetti Monster

The alleged deity of The Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) theory which was first publicly postulated in an open letter to the Kansas School Board during the debates on whether or not to introduce Intelligent Design in to the science curriculum. The FSM is theorized to manipulate observable data such as carbon dating results via 'His' Noodly Appendage. We are also taught that The FSM hates when its subjects do not dress as pirates. FSM followers claim that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s.

1) If Intelligent Design can be taught in schools as a scientific theory than so can Flying Spaghetti Monster theory.

by mr. edmo August 28, 2005

veggie monster

a truly messed up Sesame Street character gone wrong. They took my beloved cookie eating monster away from me and replaced him with this son of a bitch"the veggie monster." No one cares if your child is fat, it's just a show, how about better parenting. The song "C is for cookie, that's good enough for me" has been changed to "A Cookie Is a Sometimes Food,". Bullshit.

fat little son of a bitch: do you re3member the cookie monster?
me: yea, its fat little kids like you that got him changed to the veggie monster.

by BSBSBSBS July 23, 2007