superbowl monday

That day after the Superbowl when everyone's talking about it, and you feel like a total idiot if you missed it.

The water cooler on Superbowl Monday is pretty crowded.

by Wasser_spiegel February 7, 2007

Monkay

The style of sexual intercourse when the male partner climbs a tree naked and leaps (preferably from a flimsy branch) from a minimum hieght of 2 stories landing his penis directly in the female partner's vaginal or oral cavity thus replicating the way Monkeys have sex.

Sarah: Bart tried Monkay me yesterday.

Titus: Wtf? You were okay with that?

Sarah: NO! He was waiting in the tree I always walk by on my way home from school!

by Awkwarddeadantelope July 21, 2009

Mondayeyes

A poetry and prose website located on friendsorenemies started by William Beckett of the Academy is...
and Remember Maine

guy1: Dude that chick that runs mondayeyes had a great idea!
girl1: Dude that chick's a dude.

by DougieUrieta January 31, 2009

super bowel monday

That nasty dump caused by the combination of too much junk food and drink enjoyed during the big game.

Hey, don't go into the men's room for like 45 I just enjoyed a super bowel monday

by DdannyD February 5, 2013

Monday-to-Friday

A euphemism for mother-f***ing. Recently seen in the televised version of Snakes on a Plane.

Samuel L. Jackson: I have had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plane! (Cocks gun.)

by MrSmartyPants April 26, 2009

monday

One of the two billion ways to torture high school students.

Shit! Monday's coming up!" "No I'm not ready for the torture!!

by desperatestudent193 June 19, 2010

Monday Onions

Phrase used to describe bad news.

Bill: Dude, Jenny broke up with me last night...

Tristan: Damn, sorry man, that's some Monday Onions.

by Auroleus_Bombastus April 12, 2010