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Mongo

Sometimes referred to as Popcorn.
Let's go to the movie and get a drink and Mongo
by PawPawBob July 6, 2019
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Mongo-squatch

One who has mongoloid features, yet is taller than Abe Lincoln/Sasquatch(hence the squatch!!).
Did you see the Tard-face on that Mongo-squatch? She looks like the offspring of Chucky and Shaq.
by PipTardsMan May 18, 2009
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Big dyslexic mongo

Oh mate he’s doing a pure yaseen nawaz, big dyslexic mongo
by Dictionarier123 November 8, 2019
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Mongo-namous

A extremely rare type of relationship in which an alpha male, often too busy at pursuing excellence to have time for spinning plates, courts a mentally retarded (formerly: mongoloid) female. The relationship shares similarities with other male-female interactions in which the only quality the female provides is access to easy sex. However, many experts have noted the downsides of this relationship are minimized and therefore perfectly suited for a hyper-successful Chad. In a mongo-namous relationship, the female requires very little maintenance or capital spending as she essentially spends all day locked in her room talking to herself and watching cartoons.
"I recently gave up on high-end call girls and found a company that ships young, handicapped gals from rural China in a shipping container for a fraction of the price... I always loved having access to a multitude of women and never imagined I'd be swept away in a mongo-namous relationship. Best decision I've ever made!"
by KiloChad August 16, 2022
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Koso mongo

When ones selling a air Conditioning unit out of a Vauxhall Vectra and is pretty dumb
Russ stop been a massive koso mongo
by Joeyboy365 May 14, 2021
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MONGO

Don't be Lynda she's a Mongo
by Dontbealinda August 11, 2019
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Mongo

1. An act in which a man (typically a hapless redneck) will eat a cream stuffed hooker’s pussy after she finishes a 12 hour shift in the massage parlor.
I can’t wait to Mongo that gob filled beast after her shift!
by Vice Keiser Blair November 21, 2020
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