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Mongo

Meaning hoe \ that usually used in West Virginia
Boy 1: Im talking to this one girl

Boy:2 nah man I heard she a Mongo
by Mandalay November 29, 2023
mugGet the Mongomug.

Mongo Cock

That boy mongo has a chode
No one wants that mongo cock
by gogoinflight.bbl June 1, 2024
mugGet the Mongo Cockmug.

Big dyslexic mongo

Oh mate he’s doing a pure yaseen nawaz, big dyslexic mongo
by Dictionarier123 November 8, 2019
mugGet the Big dyslexic mongomug.

Mongo

Any persons belonging to the native/indigenous/reserve american tribes that has dna, rna, haplogroups and blood types that is similar to the Mongolians people.

The term natives, and indigenous according to the black law dictionary is any person's born in any country no matter their orgins.

For example if ones orgins is from Arabia but is born in America. That person would be consider a Native to America under law.
The mongo claims to be an orginal American but his orgins comes from Mongolia.
by Dan the historian August 9, 2022
mugGet the Mongomug.

Mongo

A unit in size, typically for something big or large in size. Can be used to refer to a large quantity of something.
Jack: Dude that is a huge trash can
Bill: Yeah man, that thing is mongo.
by shiphd August 31, 2018
mugGet the Mongomug.

Mongo-namous

A extremely rare type of relationship in which an alpha male, often too busy at pursuing excellence to have time for spinning plates, courts a mentally retarded (formerly: mongoloid) female. The relationship shares similarities with other male-female interactions in which the only quality the female provides is access to easy sex. However, many experts have noted the downsides of this relationship are minimized and therefore perfectly suited for a hyper-successful Chad. In a mongo-namous relationship, the female requires very little maintenance or capital spending as she essentially spends all day locked in her room talking to herself and watching cartoons.
"I recently gave up on high-end call girls and found a company that ships young, handicapped gals from rural China in a shipping container for a fraction of the price... I always loved having access to a multitude of women and never imagined I'd be swept away in a mongo-namous relationship. Best decision I've ever made!"
by KiloChad August 16, 2022
mugGet the Mongo-namousmug.

Pulled a Mongo

When you have an event or gathering to attend, but leave upon the slightest frustration of not finding parking.
Jake was supposed to meet us out at Summerfest, but he pulled a Mongo
by bighooper69 July 3, 2025
mugGet the Pulled a Mongomug.

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