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Mona Lisa Principle

The notion that while there isn't necessarily something wrong with someone/something, the two elements aren't a match.
"Dude, why did y'all break up?"
"Classic Mona Lisa Principle. She was beautiful, mysterious, and intriguing, but (pointing to my brain) didn't match a damn thing in my house."
by Chris "Your Hero" Mock June 10, 2018
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Mona+Andra

Mona inseamna iubire iar Andra inseamna vesnica deci mona+andra inseamna iubire vesnica
"Tu simti Mona+Andra?"
by milffestmilf November 22, 2021
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Mona Lisa

To mona lisa is as if one embodies a famous painting, becoming a still, quiet, person on the wall just hanging there and when you want to either scare rob or sneak up on a nigga then you being the painting actually jump off the wall and attack or do whatchu gotta do Mona.
Ok pal, you go in there and assume the possition til i get home boy in this bitch and when i say the magic word you gonna mona lisa this bitch take his money and keys then we gonna run.
by TaterJ May 29, 2021
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Mona

Mona is voluptuous and juicy. You would know a Mona by the contagion of her laughter, the simple fact that no matter where you are it is recognizable in a large crowd - perfection. Her nose can swell to the size of the Empire State Building, and she can smell a triple cheeseburger from a mile away. Her voice is soft like butter, and she always draws a crowd.

Whenever you are in need, Mona is your steed. You can rely on her in times of trouble and she always lends a listening ear. Favorite among her friends, she is recognized as special, genuine, and Incredibly thupid.

Cigarettes + coffee = Mona + Nik

Everybody needs a friend that they can call home. A person that can understand and accept your flaws even when you can't accept them yourself. That's Mona. A soft and fresh breeze, the smell of a party pack from taco bell in the wind. Sheer magnificence.
Thupid 1: Hey Mona, can you clean the toilet?

Thupid 2: No, and I'm packing my bags and leaving. Fuck you.

End scene

Thupid 1: Merry Xmas! *Gives gift*

Thupid 2: Wow! I really think you got ripped off 😕 I did such a good job of your present though!

End scene

Thupid 1: *trying on various hats* Nothing fits! 😢

Thupid 2: Wow, you've got a big fucking head eh? 🧐

End scene
by TheThupid2 March 14, 2022
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flaming mona

when you set a girl's pubes on fire and try to put it out by ejaculating on it
When I got out the matches and the lighter fluid, the bitch knew to fear the flaming mona.
by Berg April 2, 2003
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Cyre Monae

A successful young black woman that wakes up with a positive attitude and works to manifest her dream life of luxury every day.
by luvithere August 2, 2022
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Sha-mona!

An MJ classic. You never know if he was the one, or if the kid was his son 💀
OW! Dayum girl, you put on some weight! Sha-mona! EH HEE (She said I am the One) *Spins and starts moonwalk*
by Baung! November 29, 2023
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