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mojo retard 

When two people have an awkward relationship :/
Anon loves anon there fore they are mojo retard
mojo retard by Comeoncomeon March 29, 2014
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Mojo Biscuit 

Smoking pot and in a time frame of between 3-6 hours later, smoke crack. Similar to a speedball.
Jake: Dude, why are you so fucked up today?
Dane: Sorry man, I just had a mojo biscuit.
Mojo Biscuit by GIR needs rehab October 15, 2008

Mojo Hand 

When a woman is in a relationship with a man but is unfaithful and goes around jerking other men off
My girl has been acting weird here lately and she's been getting some interesting looks from other men I fear she has a mojo hand
Mojo Hand by Tevvyj May 11, 2016
A mojo deal is a deal on something
Yo g any mojo deals today
Mojo deal by St marys bum hole October 6, 2020

Mojo Ride 

A car or truck with too much chrome or gold trim and playing loud annoying music.
Check out that mojo ride mayne?" "Yo that shit is wack foe realz!

mojo honking 

your friend is being playful out of boredom or hunger?

they're fed up with your kindness maybe?

play them this song
🖤
"stop the car, wait, it's Yvonno's mojo honking."
mojo honking by Krkič February 25, 2019