Michigan Mud Mitten

A Michgan Mud Mitten is something I find useful when I have the shits and no amount of normal wiping will get my ass clean. I bandage my hand up with theCharmin and use my whole hand to effectively wipe away any offending remains of my shit.

Tom shat such a creamy mess,he needed to make a Michigan Mud Mitten to clean it up completly.

by Hillairé June 26, 2005

C-Milton Wright

Very wealthy public school in haford county maryland, where the majority of the boys are preppy, play lacrosse, and spend there time in weight training. you'll find your average stoner, thug, nerd, and goth here and there too. The girls dont eat, dye their hair, and hate eachother. C. Milton Wright High School is filled with drama and assholes.

let's throw batteries at freshmen

by mustangpride2332 September 14, 2005

Milton keynes

A place located between London and Birmingham Which has postcode gangs but only gang on job are m4 & 614 otherwise b3 are wet and reece checkz gets tormented by yr7s and nerds.

Milton Keynes is a full of ugly cunts bruv

by L.krayz March 19, 2019

Mittens

Minion kittens. When an evil being or entity gathers to them dark forces to do their evil bidding, and all they can get are kittens, they've got mittens.

Also; cats who follow their person around everywhere, as though they intend to be helpful, but really just want to sleep near them.

Sorcerer: "Go, my Mittens, and bring me the Dark Crystal of Power!"

or

Lady: I wanted to go get another cup of coffee, but the mittens will just follow me and meow constantly.

by calvinke February 20, 2011

Flesh Mitten

A vagina, usually used when conditions outside are freezing, you put the vagina over the penis to warm it up

Danielle, if you want rides every morning because your car cant handle snow, your gonna have to put a flesh mitten on my penis in return.

by Matthew Gordon October 16, 2007

BOILED MITTENS

A type of mitten knitted using fine sized needles from worsted wool.
They are made aproximately 30% larger than needed for the finished size, then boiled in hot water and left to air dry.
The mitten when shrunken is almost waterproof and very warm.

Grandma made me a pair of boiled mittens.

by Dancingcatfish February 12, 2007

Discord Mitten

Normally referred to as "mitten" is someone you've met on discord and engages in the act of playing video games with another person.

It derived from the associated term "discord kitten" which is highly regarded as obscene with the users of Discord. A different word was created to distinctively separate both meanings with clear indication to which group it belonged to.

"Where the mittens at?"
"Do you have a Discord Mitten?"
"Hey guys, meet my new mitten."
"Look at that dude. He clearly has no mittens"

by DaDiscordMod April 30, 2023