mistake

A mis-take, in the play that is life.
Much like an error in a movie production.

I dropped my zig, shit I will try not to do that again, what a mis-take.
Stop cameras, take positions, restart the action. Take it from scratch.

Second chances are all we have.
Even though we sometimes do not want them because its too upsetting to keep acting.

by Hotornot August 29, 2005

super-mistletoe

Mistletoe, like the plant taken for holiday parties, that is taken in such highly concentrated amounts, instead of kissing under it, two people must have sex instead, at that instant.

"Oh, look! Some super-mistletoe!" said John.
"Haha, yea you're right," replied Jane.

And then they fucked.

by the true zovoel December 21, 2006

Lincolns mistake

US President Abraham Lincoln is known to have freed the slaves.
Used for blacks

"it was Lincolns mistake that robbed my store".

by OneOfLincolnsMistakes November 30, 2010

mistleblow

A special variety of mistletoe that entails giving a blowjob

"that dumb bitch didn't know what to do when i took her under the mistleblow"

by tomRossDubya January 7, 2008

mistletoe you

Phrase used during the holidays. Using a sprig of mistletoe in a bar or other gathering place, you can use this phrase and walk up to any person and ask to mistletoe you. You are asking for a kiss as it is traditional to "kiss under the mistletoe". The person asking is providing the mistletoe to hold over the intended receiver of the kiss, unlike the customary stationary mistletoe that is hung in doorways or over chairs. Can be used as a pickup line in order to try and kiss random people.

Drunk Guy: Hey, can I mistletoe you?

Hot Girl: What?

Drunk guy holds mistletoe over hot girl's head and makes kissy face.

Hot Girl: Go Fuck Yourself!

by msbmarie December 28, 2011

Achey Breaky Big Mistakey

A boof in serious need of pimpin', like a mullet.

Damn, someone needs to crimp my boof, it's an achey breaky big mistakey.

by Jimmy Wicked November 27, 2004

Mistake Remover

A casual way of saying an abortion.

Person 1: "Can I get a Mistake Remover?"
Person 2: "What do you think you're at McDonalds?"
Person 1: "O ya and can I get some fries with that too?"

by hjfjdas April 9, 2011