Minge

Someone who is very cheeky and always avoiding their responsibilities. They are annoying and irritating in a shy and cute way.

Allen is such a minge (n.). He spent the whole weekend minging in bed (v.).

Minge by Kobear69 January 27, 2024

minge

Another term for the modern use of the word "eat". To represent someone or something being exceptional.

Oh mah gaaaaawd. Maggie, you minged with that shirt.

minge by ratowner17 May 13, 2024

Minge

Collective noun for a group of beavers.

Look over by the river! I can see a whole minge of beavers about to bite the tree down.

Minge by Steve507 June 30, 2024

Minge

A Minge is actually a synonym for the name Wesley Purchase

"Oh you know Wesley purchase, heard he's quite a minge"

Minge by Sssssminge.com January 25, 2026

Minge'atouille 

When a vagina looks horrible and completely unappetizing, but ends up tasting absolutely fantastic. Based upon the French dish that looks like stir fried garbage.

At first, it looked like I was about eat a re-fried blood bath, but it turned out to be Minge'atouille!

Sometimes Minge'atouille smells like fish, but it sure doesn't taste like it.

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but the flavor appeals to everybody."
-Minge'atouilli

Pro Tip: Give it a lick even if it looks like someone beat her guts up. She just might have some pretty good Minge'atouilli.

Surprisingly, that ugly chick from the bar had Minge'atouilli.

On very rare occasions, a cruntzle turns out to be Minge'atouilli. You just have to be be brave enough to give it a lick.

Minge'atouille by DMonkage May 30, 2014

Minge Munchies 

Common HSV or cold sore symptoms on one's face cause by excessive cunnalingus. Embarrassing to you, your woman, your doctor, your family and friends when discovered. AKA: Al Jolson face or reverse Al Jolson face.

Dude 1: Hey what's up with your face?
Dude 2: I went down on that new girl and got a dose of Minge Munchies.
Dude 1: Man, you look like Al Jolson, was she your Mammy?
Dude 2: Uncool, Bro! Uncool!
Dude 1: Was she on ragtime?
Dude 2: Enough!

Minge Munchies by SaltyKnob March 23, 2017

Minge licker

A person who takes great pleasure from sticking their tongue instead a vagina

Julie: Hey Sue, how’s your Dave doing?
Sue: Great, Julie. He has actually become a really great minge licker. It’s great!

Minge licker by WonkyTits February 22, 2023