microwave olympics

When you do every job you can before your microwavable food is done

Random: watcha doing?
Bob: Microwave Olympics

by merciless_blade February 9, 2014

Microwave Mode

When you identify as a microwave and you go “mmmmmmm”

I’m going to go microwave mode Mmmmmmm *beep beep beep*

by HeE_heE_trash June 21, 2019

microwave memes

Memes that are usually never funny even the first time people make them and used solely for the purpose of being made over and over 'till people are sick of hearing them, like putting cold food on a microwave, hence the "microwave" part. First told in a lyric by Kendrick Lamar's song N95 where he said the word to express the staleness and cheapness of reused social media memes

"Take off them fabricated streams and them microwave memes, it's a real world outside (Take that shit off)"

by UrbanInItsMostUrban March 14, 2023

Microwave Mic

Someone's mic that sounds like a microwave.

guy 1: joins discord vc with a Microwave Mic
guy 2: yo who has a microwave on in the vc.
guy 3: idk man but someone has a Microwave Mic

by anonymous September 30, 2023

microwave syndrome

When a wireless internet signal is interrupted by a nearby running microwave.

Guy: Hey sorry I got disconnected from chat, my computer got microwave syndrome.

by caretcaret December 19, 2009

microwave mayonnaise

another word for sperm

I ate a mouthful of microwave mayonnaise last night...it was nasty.

by Dani_O February 8, 2009

Microwave Sex

Possible Cause For Microwave Sex Could Be Premature Ejaculation. AKAGetting A Quickie From A Two Hump Chump.

Gina: I Heard Lucy Broke Up With Jeff.

Beth: Why Did She Do That?

Gina: I Heard It Was Because Jeff Was Into Microwave Sex

Beth: That Sounds Kinky

Gina: Not Really. What Everyone Else Does In 30 Minutes, Jeff Does In 30 Seconds.

by DGringo October 2, 2009