District Meeting

When you drink alone or with a few friends in the seclusion of your house or apartment, often instead of doing something more important.

Sorry I can't make the interview tonight, me and my buddy have to attend a district meeting.

by Dr. W.D. Sporty December 21, 2009

James Mattis

With a knife hand whose casualty-kill radius spanning the known universe, the US secretary of offense will end your paltry existence with a mere glance. Noted for saying "Be polite, be professional, and have a plan to kill everyone in the room," and "Nothing keeps me awake at night, I keep other people awake at night. For him killing people is a hell of a hoot, for which he can't be blamed. The warrior monk is even rumored to be the reincarnation of good ol' chesty puller himself. There's a reason why no one has seen them in a room together.

NCOs: "Looking at James Mattis gives me the biggest wargasm since seeing the Highway of death."
Officers: "Wow what a great leader."
Boots: "OOOOORRAAHHH!!! *eats crayons*"

by Generic name here May 28, 2017

Butter Melting on a Big Ole' Pile of Flapjacks

The best feeling in the world. When everything in life is just right.

"I feel like a slab of butter melting on a big ole' pile of flapjacks!"

by MeltButterFlapjacks September 19, 2009

matti nykänen

finnish skijumper, born 1963 in jyväskylä.
awards: olympic medals 4 golds 1 silver, world championships 4 golds 1 silver 3 bronze.
today matti make his penalty from stabbing.
short CV: skijumper, burglar, male-stripper, alcoholist, clown, celebrity. read more matti

elämä on laiffii
life is just life
elämä on ihmisen parasta aikaa
life is the best time in life
ehkä join, ehkä en, so not
maybe I drink, maybe not, so not

by matti March 13, 2005

Mattiekins

a very sexy boyfriend, normally naughty by nature happens to be loving, sexy cool and everything embetween, Real names is normally matt or matthew

MATTIEKINS

by lenaqbaebee September 30, 2010

Melting rod

When your girlfriend takes a steaming shart on your shaft giving you a 3rd degree burn

“Call 9-1-1 the girl just gave me a melting rod it burns!”

by Annonomous3221 May 25, 2021

squirrel meeting

To gather and settle a dispute between 2 or more parties

I Tell C He Tell Doug They Tell KT
We Proceed 2 Surround Em And Call Him Squirrel Meeting
Pick The Perfect Spot To Make Sure That The Girls See
...T.I

by Kalico February 19, 2008