speed merchant

a person who has no ability other than sped

wow daniel james is such a speed merchant

by ghaithrolled December 20, 2020

The United States Merchant marine Academy

also known as Kings Point. Its a place where one wears a silly costume (uniform), does plenty of excercise(looking at porn) and of course is well hydrated, with more alcohol than you can imagine. But what do you expect from a school full of sailors. Unlike the sissies at the Naval Academy, we know how to drink and chase women of the night. We are given a whole year to do it on commericial ships. Located in Great Neck NY we proudly display our Nazi Flagpole, in a Jewish Community. Need I say anything else about an establishment that when you graduate you are given choices to actually make a ton of money, and not have to go active duty. Because why fight in the war, when you can profit off of it.

The United States Merchant Marine Academy, where dreams go to die

by salty seaman April 24, 2006

filth merchant

Colloquial term for male University of Kent students with a reputation for promiscuous and often questionable sexual liaisons with other female students with little to no personal standards for either themselves or the women in question.

Filth Merchant(s): Also, often used collectively to describe a group of male students who partake in said acts as a group who are known to behave with boisterous behaviour. Often compared to the Bullingdon Club at Oxford University, though more "filthy" in nature.

Originally Founded at 93 Headcorn Drive, Canterbury - 2014.

A: " I heard Jacob slept with Megan last night, she let him ejaculate on her face."
B: " What a filth merchant! Thats not as bad as Josh, who jacked-off in his housemates shampoo bottle!"

by TrollHunter2014 July 22, 2016

Merhank

The love juice that comes from a womans vagina during orgasm. White secretions developed by stimulating the clit.

He rubbed his forefinger over her clit until Merhank dripped from her vaginal walls.

Dude, you smell like Merhank.

You know what can cure that cold, don't cha, a good dose of some Merhank.

by Poparama February 7, 2007

filth merchant

Some one who works at a fast food store.
(Overheard in Sydney, Australia)

1: I hear Shaz has a job.
2: Doing what?
1: Filth Merchant at Macca's

by rmcc70 May 14, 2005

back door merchant

a term used to describe a very gay man.

That fruity bastard is for sure a back door merchant.

by stillboy615 October 30, 2007

methanite

A person who shows physical and behavioral signs of being addicted to crystal meth.

Did you see that methanite's rotten teeth?

by HPD April 3, 2007