married with children

one of the greatest show, one of the first funniest show ever b4 the simpsons and family guy. great show until they stoped producing the show due to the never ending aging process of the actors

by Anonymous September 20, 2003

Joseph Carey Merrick

The proper name of the "Elephant Man" John Merrick. It became to be known as John Merrick because of the movie "Elephant Man" which also had many inaccurate points.

Joseph Carey Merrick was the greatest human being te ever grace the face of the earth.

by Love Stains March 27, 2006

Merritt

A super hot brunette who is hotter than the sun
She had a hot bod that makes guys drool
She is not a fan of white foods
She is a very talented singer, dancer, artist, poet, and comedian
Her milkshakes really do bring all the boys to the yard

Every guy ever: Woah! That girl must be a Merritt! She hotter than the sun!

by Omgitsnatalieaaaaaaa June 21, 2014

brokeback marriage

A current or former marriage in which one partner is gay or has had a gay affair.

"What a brokeback marriage! Anderson was caught by his wife, having an affair with his neighbour Hubert on the fourth day after their wedding."

by why jay January 16, 2007

Green Card Marriage

A marriage of convenience between a legal US citizen and a illegal alien from places such as Russia, India,Nigeria, or Brazil. Usually, they give between 5,000 to 45,000 dollars to marry them and have you sign a contact. People from Latin-America and Caribbean such as Mexicans to Jamaicans pay the lower prices such as 5,000 to 7,000. While Russians and Indians love paying 15,000 and up for a fake marriage. Nigerians and Arabs love paying 17,000 and give you nice cars. But, they are quite bitchy and nagging about the marriage afterwards. Usually these people are way too hot and educated for their American spouses. If they do not get caught by the government within the first year of marriage then you can make a career out of being a Green Card Bride or Husband.

Hot Russian Model Ana marries pimple faced Pizza boy Mike. Now, Mike has condo and new Benz . Geez, this seems like a great green card marriage

by DonaDiabla January 18, 2015

mehri

The most strongest person and the most powerful person named after Milad

"Hey its Mehri 's house, lets go it!!"
"Hurry Lets GO!!"

by AwsomeDude9999 March 2, 2017

Mehria

She is the type of person to share a meme or a vine with. You tell her one and she's already seen it so you could relate. She is an amazing person with a big heart and is always thinking of her friends. She is a great listener and will always have your back no matter what.

Friend 1: Have you seen that one vine.
Mehria: Oh yea the one about the giraffe.
Friend 1: How did you know?

by Skinny Burnt Chicken Nugget July 10, 2018