memphis mouthwash

The act of french kissing a girl while you have smokeless tobacco in your mouth.

In Joe Dirt, Joe kisses a girl while he has a dip in his mouth and says, "keep that skoal baby." That is memphis mouthwash.

by jd220905 April 8, 2008

Memphis 10

Nickname also called "M-Town" Crunkest city ever in the South.Hell, it is the crunkest city ever. Crazy folks who can buck. Down in Memphis ,anything can happen.
Better not fvck with the best, or da Memphis folks will tear yo ass up.

"Mane,why is you're ankle look twisted?"


"I lost in a bucking contest in Memphis 10."

by MemphisMuzicGirl on Y!A March 1, 2009

mermaid clock

It is when an unattractive girl/woman becomes attractive to you because you're very desperate or horny. You live with an ugly girl for a long time and all of sudden she starts becoming attractive to your eyes due to the fact that you have not it in a long ass time.

Expression inspired from "How I Met Your Mother" by Barney Stinson: "Evey girl has a mermaid clock

Some guy: Dude check out that ugly girl!
horny friend: Damn dawg shes looking fine, Im ready to dip it in.
Some guy: dawg you're disgusting...it's prolly cause you're being affected by this girl's mermaid clock.

by djily02016 December 7, 2010

mermaid fetish

when you tie a girl's legs together and put her bottom half in a green sleeping bag, then fuck her in a kiddie pool

Danny d had a wicked bad mermaid fetish, until he found out about cartoon porn and now just whacks off to Ariel

by brian "the stank" ouellette August 7, 2007

merm face

a confused, what the fuck facial expression

in the famous "sneezing panda" youtube video, the mother panda has her merm face on when her baby panda sneezes

by wtfmerm June 14, 2009

mermaid purse

slang for vagina

"Oh Laura, don't tell me you're gonna let that dude get inside your mermaid purse just because he changed your tire?"

by monroe1962 May 25, 2009

Mempen

A phrase which is common in the trance or electronic dance music EDM scene. Mostly used a lot on web forums and discussion boards in this scene. It's the answer on everything.

Question: Give me this track!
Answer: Only mempen got it.

Question: Who knows the release info on this release
Answer: Only mempen knows.

Question: Do you know where Dj Tiesto is spinning tonight?
Answer: Only mempen knows that :(

by PegaSus2k8 March 11, 2008