mermit

Not a hermit exactly, a lonely chav in exile

'ere, look at that mermit over there, he's not in our chav gang!'

by 1uk3 July 31, 2006

Mermaid Tampons

A slang term for Fish Sticks, alluding to the fact that they resemble Tampons and are made of fish. Something you might find in a Mermaids purse when she is menstruating.

"We drank 2 cases of beer and ate way too many Mermaid Tampons last night.".

"Jane likes her Mermaid Tampons with Tartar sauce, Bob likes his with ketchup...because Bob is a sick bastard...".

"Make sure you flip your Mermaid Tampons in the oven - or they may not cook well and give you the ass worms!".

by Mr.Ages September 14, 2010

Mermaiding

A fandom in which a woman (or more rarely a man) either buys or makes a mermaid tail for the purpose of swimming in pools, lakes, or just posing on the rocks, usually while being photographed. Occasionally done with other mermaids.

Hannah got her new tail in last week and can't wait to go mermaiding in it.

by The Neo-Architect April 4, 2011

mermazing

mer*maze (verb) mer*mazed
mer*maze*ing(adjective):
(verb)
1.) To transfix with astonishment. (Mezmerize + Amaze)
(verb)
2.) To gaze(look) at mermaids.
(adj.)
3.) To affect with transfixing sudden wonder or ashtonishment.

That fireworks display was mermazing. That lady did a mermazing number of backflips!

by Needham Martin May 14, 2007

Memmaries

Fondly remembering an Ex Girlfriends boobs

"I just broke up with Amanda, but boy do I have great memmaries of her!"

by Flatulus Maxumus May 21, 2009

Mermating

The reproductive act between a Merman and a Mermaid.

Arg!! They be Mermating off the starboard bow!

by Idunno4456 October 3, 2009

mermaw

When your kid can't say mamaw, plus you're too cool for Nana!!!!!! Mermaw will give you a hug and cuss you out in the same instance.

I'm going to Mermaws house!!!

by Hobbygal December 19, 2016