Marmalade

The gelatinous remains of a wet fart. It generally sticks to the inside of one's asshole.

After a particularly risky fart, Tyrone had to check his boxers for marmalade.

by datyoungkid October 11, 2016

Mermaid

Mermaid-Slang for a girl who will let you do anything with her above the waist but goes into lockdown if you try messing with anything south of the belly button

Sharkisha-Ey that bitch is fine.

Ted-Nah man that bitch is a Mermaid. Waist down is on lockdown like she got fishy bits or something.

by Malongdiq February 8, 2014

duke marmalade

When you go duke and it has the viscosity of warm jelly.

Dude, after my gallbladder surgery it took me a year to make a solid turd. Every day it was a fresh vat of duke marmalade coming down the pike.

by Mike In Woodstock January 11, 2009

merkalicious

A truely delicious merkage

rikki, that was merkalicious

by Team House Cat May 10, 2009

Mermaid Pussy

A Pussy That Is So Beautiful And Wet , Stays Wet All The Time ☺️ Makes You Fall In A Deep Love Trance ❤️ So Magical You Wonder If It’s Real 🤔

“ Man This Girl I Been Messing Around With Has Some Mermaid Pussy . I’m Really Feeling Her But I’m Not Sure If She Feels The Same “

by Asher_21 November 8, 2017

mermaider

its metal for fish!

dothklok plays mermaider in only the most brutal place on earth, the bottom of the ocean

by santaire January 28, 2008

The mermaid

This usually involves a bigger area of water such as a pool, hot tub, etc. This is when a woman gives oral under water until the point of climax without coming up for a breath . when giving the oral it's important the woman doesn't swallow the cum but let's it float in the water and puts it in her hair like a mysterious mermaid would wear pearls.

I went to the hotel and this random bitch gave me the mermaid. I gave her a lot of pearls for her hair

by Inked_^monster May 15, 2016